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The Only Right Way To Read A Fortune Cookie

rileyadamvoth jesus how to read fortune cookie correct right way

The Correct Way To Read Fortune Cookies

In light of the new year upon us, I just thought it would be a great time for me to be sharing this simple fact I have discovered on the only right way to read a fortune cookie! 

That’s right. Let me enlighten you; free of charge!

See the trick is this: At the end of every saying, no matter how ridiculous, you can just add something to the effect of “…with Jesus” or “…about Jesus” and you’ve redeemed the nonsense!

Well, okay, Jesus redeems it — not you or me. That’s just what he does.

Yet another testament to Christ’s ever amazing redemptive power! Ha!

Funny Shades of Grey Meme!

A little meme I found online a few weeks ago… thought it was funny enough I’d have to pass it along… No explanation needed. You remember this cartoon movie? Haha. This is one of the better meme’s I’ve seen. Oh come on… you know you laughed!

Good-O-Meter. Good Enough For Heaven?

CAN YOU BE GOOD ENOUGH TO MAKE IT INTO HEAVEN? Just a fun little video for the day. It’s wacky, yes, but it does serve it’s purpose of countering the notion that you can be “good enough” to make it into heaven. It simply points out that Jesus is the only way to heaven. That’s all it was made for, so that’s all it says. Enjoy it for what it’s worth. :)

Who Knew Of These Who Knew Videos!?

This post is just for fun, as I just happened to stumble on to these videos not too long ago. I don’t know if there’s many nerds out there like me, but if so, then these sure could waste a few hours of your time! Apparently Yahoo News takes their top stories from every day and then gets background info on them and throws together these little short videos. Extremely interesting to someone like me. Who knows (ironically) if any …

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New Year! New Me! New Stuff! (Great Video)

I’m back on the internet world after a good – eh, I dunno; I-wasn’t-counting-multi-week-absence. Wow so much has happened! New year rarely actually means “new you” for anyone, but I kinda think it might apply in my life. I can’t even begin… A lot is going to happen this year, and I have many big ideas that are already beginning. So I think in celebration of this, and in my first post of the year 2012… I think only one …

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What Is The G.O.S.P.E.L. You Ask? – [Spoken Word]

Well, I saw this nearly two months ago originally, but now many other sites and blogs are starting to post it so I figured I might as well too. Don’t really know what I was waiting for cause I knew I’d just have to post this eventually. It’s too good to not spread. Plus… Romans 1:16. Boom. It’s pretty much done amazingly well. I find myself saying, “dang, why didn’t I write that?” And, to me, that means a lot. …

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The Majesty’s Men

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I serve as the Director and Editor-In-Chief of The Majesty’s Men, a multi-faceted ministry and brand I founded in 2013 focused on facilitating friendship and mentoring between Christian. TMM is made up of an online community and blog, a network of exemplary men and their sites, a brand and shop, resources, and, most importantly, a growing network of localized face-to-face communities.

I build the site, manage our accounts and volunteers, lead the editing, and lead in strategy and marketing for TMM. It has been a wonderful and super challenging learning experience over the years and I have many more plans for the future!

The best way to get to know TMM is to hop over to the site and check it out.


Let me know if you have any questions about it! I’d be glad to chat.

I write and work in other locations around the internet. You can catch all my other articles on my Published Elsewhere page, but for my other sites and properties I run, you can just hit these images below to hop over to them in a new window:


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A super simple blog I use for writing thoughts on personal development and the tension I live in of working in both “ministry and marketplace” work.

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A large community website and network I founded with numerous Godly men writing and producing content for the goal of encouraging and equipping one another to be the leaders God has called us to be as men of God.

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