The Correct Way To Read Fortune Cookies
In light of the new year upon us, I just thought it would be a great time for me to be sharing this simple fact I have discovered on the only right way to read a fortune cookie!
That’s right. Let me enlighten you; free of charge!
See the trick is this: At the end of every saying, no matter how ridiculous, you can just add something to the effect of “…with Jesus” or “…about Jesus” and you’ve redeemed the nonsense!
Well, okay, Jesus redeems it — not you or me. That’s just what he does.
Yet another testament to Christ’s ever amazing redemptive power! Ha!